RARE - Talking Truck With Healing Powers Courtesy of AutoNation Subaru Scottsdale
Is $50,000 too low?
Justin Hanson
6/29/20251 min read
Yes, no joke, this truck talks and has a lot to say! It usually greets you every time you get in! Fascinating!!!
This 2014 F-150 was purchased a couple months ago from AutoNation Subaru Scottsdale after passing their rigorous inspection, so I could rest assured that the vehicle is Worry-Free and ready for the open road ahead!
A lessor mechanic might have mistaken the talking as an issue with the air conditioning motors!
Those cracks in the suspension bushings? Nothing to be concerned with. It’s like when you lift weights and microfractures occur in your muscles then heal and you become stronger. Must be the same; this suspension is getting stronger, definitely not about to fail! (It wouldn’t be ready for the open road ahead if it was about to fail!)
What might be considered excessive play in suspension components is actually evidence of how much more flexible this miracle machine is!
Seepage from the turbochargers is such a unique display it’s considered good luck in many nations! It couldn’t possibly signal impending failure; that would cause a worry!
Misfiring cylinder? Nothing but positive vibes here! It’s actually a rhythmic cylinder; nothing to be concerned with….drive on!
Those aren’t fluids leaking underneath; it’s some of the powerful healing medicine known to man or wizards alike! Created through a sacred process of transmutification, it’s widely believed this potion can cure many of the world's ailments!
Try, try, try as you may, you’ll never find such a rare and unique treasure of a truck!
Well worth the investment!
However, if you feel the investment might be a little steep, you can probably head over to your nearest AutoNation dealership where they’ll gladly sell you a similar vehicle that’s passed their rigorous inspection that is “Worry-Free” and ready for the repair shop ahead!
Oh, the bed cover locks too!
